Lawyer with 12 young ones...... (General Discussion)

by Thirsty @, Thursday, April 26, 2018, 22:36 (146 days ago)

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, and needed to move because his
rental, agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.

But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12
children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would
destroy the place.

He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie. Now we all know lawyers
cannot, and do not lie. So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right, the agent asked: How many children do you have? 12
"Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, said "They are in the cemetery!"


It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words.

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