Birthday wishes (Jokes)

by Kartking22, Wednesday, April 19, 2017, 20:58 (521 days ago)

The love of my life's birthday is today so I decided to surprise her with breakfast in bed. Her reaction wasn't as I had expected. She looked at me and said, " Who the hell are you and how did you get into my house." I got out before the cops showed up but made sure that I took the bacon before I left. Wasn't going to leave the bacon with an ungrateful person even when it was her Birthday. It's no wonder why men are always confused on how women think....

Birthday wishes

by Kenny K, Thursday, April 20, 2017, 08:50 (521 days ago) @ Kartking22

You really need to stop stalking Cindy Crawford!!!

Birthday wishes

by Kartking22, Friday, April 21, 2017, 18:18 (520 days ago) @ Kenny K

Yeah Kenny. Do you have Kate Upton's address?

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